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The freeway's just like veins without a heart
Game of Butts.
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Confessions of a Server: Restaurant annoyances....
Over reacting people, I’m not a fan of you.
I had this lady come in with her family (aren’t kids still supposed to be in school?). She was kind of a bitch, but I looked passed it and did the damn thing. Not ten minutes after they arrived had passed before the place was packed for an unexpected…
In which the bear is tumblr
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Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
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nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
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I said I’m only human.
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I have tears.
